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i've been trying to write a description of you for like, a solid five minutes, but i cant stop laughing at the one francis did and i'm not sure i can do any better than that. ASHLEY WAS SHORT AND GINGER AND ADORABLE AND ALSO MY VERY BEST FRIENDBURRITO, THE END. ◤
dontstartlethewitch

FRANCIS IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HIM AND IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF SO I’M JUST GONNA CHOKE ON MY DINNER AND SIT HERE AND PLAN TO BUY HIM SOMETHING I D E K

HEY I’M NOT SHORT, I’M FUN SIZED

but YEAH best burritoness

Bodily harm to their faces, or whatever equivalent of faces they have if it's not a person :>b ◤
ohsweetcrepes

LET’S DESTROY GERTI AND THE TARDIS AND THE ENTERPRISE AND THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER AND CHAI LATTES

sorry i may have gotten a little carried away with that 'description.' ◤
myfavoritedemons

/screechesd;fkjasdgb;xkjdfgbl

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@ 12:23am
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"And then there's this assho--" no I'm kidding. Um. How the fuck does an author describe a person, I only know semi-badfic style. "Ashley was a buxom girl, with mocha skin and an expressive face. Her smile could light up a room or draw laughter from even the most reluctant throat when scrunched up in an exaggerated fashion. Overflowing with passion, she expressed her love in the only way she knew how to: cursing it out and threatening bodily harm to it." THERE'S A REASON I'M NOT AN AUTHOR. :| ◤
ohsweetcrepes

BODILY HARM TO ALL THE LOVELY THINGS

and omg nin all those other things, i think i’m blushing????

Ashley ducked her head, grinning and blushing at the same time. Her feet swung back and forth under her chair, and she pretended to be interested in her phone instead of the person across the table. "Come on, admit it," he said. "The hair." Ashley touched her dyed hair self-consciously. "What about it?" she asked. "It's ginger because mine is ginger, isn't it?" Martin replied. Ashley nodded. Martin was flattered. Then they touched faces it was great the end. ◤
myfavoritedemons

lskgjklasdhjfgblaskaslk’

there is no gif/reaction image that properly conveys my feelings for this so here

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@ 12:14am
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Dead - George RR Martin and/or JK Rowling ◤
spaceboyfng

R U D E

"#let it be known that i would sleep with every male of mjn" REALLY THOUGH? ◤
Anonymous

yes

yes i would

without hesitation

oh god, i would sleep with them ALL

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bluebackstabber

Omg Jamie no

I’m cry

hi im ashley and i think that aeroplanes are groovy and lemons are great and i love chris hardwick so hard i think i get a lady boner every time i see him and also i like becoming a burrito and i hate when people say im cute because that's stupid shut the fuck up i will kill you ◤
idrisexual

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this was unprompted but AMAZING

I love your blog so much ok bye ◤
notworthmentioning

what no how

come back i love you too

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